What is Bloody Point?

You remember last winter, on coldest day when propriétaire have to change my points? I forget to tell you that he have small accident with the self-tappy screw which hold on my aluminium grill with two goldy chevron.

He swear quite a lot, then when blooding stop with old table napkin, he make arty-farty picture to say we both friends again now.

I say him again really, he need to get one life.

But with new points, now my speedometer make more than one hundred kilomètres hour. Downing the hill of course. Incroyable.
To cheer up propriétaire, I tell him to click on his smiley points pic here to see real Italian Job...

Gallows Humeur

Today propriétaire take photo of arty-farty spring flower near to Les Chaffauds piggy farm.
He say me "Charlotte, did you know Les Chaffauds name come from "L'Echaffaud", which mean "Gallows"? Because in old times they hang people in this village.
I tell him to leave gory stories to me.
Then he say "you just tick over here, and I kneeling down in grass to take arty-farty pic".
Just when he make picture, I say him "what about you get on that internet thingy and order me new front bumper plasticky trim, because mine now forty-two year old and a bit fall off the middle."
He laughing when he get back behind steering wheel. "Steering wheel cracking up, too" I tell him.
He say something about spring in air, and how he always cracking up when he out with me.
I think he try to funny. So I make engine no ticky over, and he have to talk nice to me so I start again.
And not leave him stuck downwindy of two thousand piggy shed. Spring not only thing in air around here.