Charlotte and Shitlagoon

Today mon propriétaire take photo of me in front of shitlagoon. We have very raining winter this year. Now with come of spring, shitlagoon will overflood into river when farmer man do dambuster with smart new tractor, and poop wave will take away many oxygène for fishes.

Mon propriétaire make quiet word with farmer man, who nod to him with mask of smile and call him French for "tête de dick rosbif" in his head. I just make raspberry from exhaust.

And nobody don't smell nothing...